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👺 My Dinner With Adolf by Larry David /// NY Times21 April 2025
🧑🏫 How I, a non-developer, read the tutorial you, a developer, wrote for me, a beginner /// annie’s blog10 April 2025
🌅 Influencer Emily Dickinson’s Morning Routine /// McSweeney’s10 April 2025
🐊 Florida Gators Climb Ladder With Scissors To Circumcise Dick Vitale /// The Onion4 April 2025
💰 Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon /// The Onion4 April 2025
📉 At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything /// McSweeney’s27 March 2025
🪙 Is Genocide Good for the Dow? Our Columnists Weigh In. /// Slobstack21 March 2025
🏛️ Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy /// McSweeney’s16 March 2025
🦮 A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency /// McSweeney’s13 March 2025
🐺 Introducing the Willy-Nilly System of Governance /// McSweeney’s11 March 2025
🤡 Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression /// The Onion11 March 2025
🚘 Steal My Tesla24 February 2025
🤫 Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them /// The Onion24 February 2025
🧮 DOGE By The Numbers /// The Onion13 February 2025
🏛️ We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED] /// McSweeney’s Internet Tendency11 February 2025
📱 GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation /// The Onion6 February 2025
🏨 Palestinians Propose Taking Ownership of Mar-a-Lago /// Borowitz Report16 January 2025
🔥 LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire /// The Onion10 December 2024
🧅 Sale of Alex Jones’ Infowars to The Onion rejected /// AP News14 November 2024
🤪 The Onion Now Owns Infowars, Because Reality’s Ridiculousness Finally Outpaced Satire /// TPA14 November 2024
🧅 Not Satire: The Onion acquires Infowars /// Status27 October 2024
🎃 Trick or Treat or Trump /// The New Yorker14 October 2024
🏥 We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween /// McSweeney’s Internet Tendency1 October 2024
🍆 God’s Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia /// Onion News Network11 September 2024
🏛️ Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait — McSweeney’s Internet Tendency3 September 2024
👩🎤 Chappell Roan: We Hid In The Alley Behind Her Hotel, Knocked Out A Concierge On His Smoke Break, Stole His Uniform, Used It To Sneak Into The Kitchen, And Hid Inside Her Room Service Trolley, And She Was A Complete, Ungrateful Bitch About It — The Onion25 August 2024
🪱 RFK Jr. Brings Much-needed Sanity to Trump Campaign — Borowitz Report22 August 2024
🥽 My Life’s Work — New Yorker19 August 2024
🕷️ Sony Announces a New Spider-Man Villain Solo Movie Every Year Until Their Demands Are Met // Hard Drive16 August 2024
🧅 Print Membership // The Onion14 July 2024
🤖 ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It — McSweeney’s Internet Tendency25 May 2023
🔥 Ron DeSantis Relaunches Presidential Campaign From Inside Burning Tesla —The Onion