10 December 2024
🧅 Sale of Alex Jones’ Infowars to The Onion rejected /// AP News14 November 2024
🤪 The Onion Now Owns Infowars, Because Reality’s Ridiculousness Finally Outpaced Satire /// TPA14 November 2024
🧅 Not Satire: The Onion acquires Infowars /// Status27 October 2024
🎃 Trick or Treat or Trump /// The New Yorker14 October 2024
🏥 We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween /// McSweeney’s Internet Tendency1 October 2024
🍆 God’s Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia /// Onion News Network11 September 2024
🏛️ Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait — McSweeney’s Internet Tendency3 September 2024
👩🎤 Chappell Roan: We Hid In The Alley Behind Her Hotel, Knocked Out A Concierge On His Smoke Break, Stole His Uniform, Used It To Sneak Into The Kitchen, And Hid Inside Her Room Service Trolley, And She Was A Complete, Ungrateful Bitch About It — The Onion25 August 2024
🪱 RFK Jr. Brings Much-needed Sanity to Trump Campaign — Borowitz Report22 August 2024
🥽 My Life’s Work — New Yorker19 August 2024
🕷️ Sony Announces a New Spider-Man Villain Solo Movie Every Year Until Their Demands Are Met // Hard Drive16 August 2024
🧅 Print Membership // The Onion14 July 2024
🤖 ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It — McSweeney’s Internet Tendency25 May 2023
🔥 Ron DeSantis Relaunches Presidential Campaign From Inside Burning Tesla —The Onion