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10 April 2025

🌅 Influencer Emily Dickinson’s Morning Routine /// McSweeney’s
🐊 Florida Gators Climb Ladder With Scissors To Circumcise Dick Vitale /// The Onion

4 April 2025

💰 Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon /// The Onion
📉 At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything /// McSweeney’s

27 March 2025

🪙 Is Genocide Good for the Dow? Our Columnists Weigh In. /// Slobstack

21 March 2025

🏛️ Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy /// McSweeney’s

16 March 2025

🦮 A Memorandum from the Newly Established Department of Grammar Efficiency /// McSweeney’s

13 March 2025

🐺 Introducing the Willy-Nilly System of Governance /// McSweeney’s

11 March 2025

🤡 Trump Says Recession Unfortunate But Necessary Step To Get To Depression /// The Onion
🚘 Steal My Tesla

24 February 2025

🤫 Democratic Leaders Stand Real Still In Hopes No One Notices Them /// The Onion
🧮 DOGE By The Numbers /// The Onion

13 February 2025

🏛️ We’re Being Maximally Transparent. For Instance, We [REDACTED] /// McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

11 February 2025

📱 GigSlave Goes Public With $84 Billion Valuation /// The Onion

6 February 2025

🏨 Palestinians Propose Taking Ownership of Mar-a-Lago /// Borowitz Report

16 January 2025

🔥 LAPD Arrests Everyone Who Lost Home In Fire /// The Onion

10 December 2024

🧅 Sale of Alex Jones’ Infowars to The Onion rejected /// AP News

14 November 2024

🤪 The Onion Now Owns Infowars, Because Reality’s Ridiculousness Finally Outpaced Satire /// TPA
🧅 Not Satire: The Onion acquires Infowars /// Status

27 October 2024

🎃 Trick or Treat or Trump /// The New Yorker

14 October 2024

🏥 We’re Turning Our Emergency Room into a Spirit Halloween /// McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

1 October 2024

🍆 God’s Penis Visible In Night Sky For First Time In Millennia /// Onion News Network

11 September 2024

🏛️ Maura Quint’s Presidential Debate Recaps: The One with the Tackle and the Bait — McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

3 September 2024

👩‍🎤 Chappell Roan: We Hid In The Alley Behind Her Hotel, Knocked Out A Concierge On His Smoke Break, Stole His Uniform, Used It To Sneak Into The Kitchen, And Hid Inside Her Room Service Trolley, And She Was A Complete, Ungrateful Bitch About It — The Onion

25 August 2024

🪱 RFK Jr. Brings Much-needed Sanity to Trump Campaign — Borowitz Report

22 August 2024

🥽 My Life’s Work — New Yorker

19 August 2024

🕷️ Sony Announces a New Spider-Man Villain Solo Movie Every Year Until Their Demands Are Met // Hard Drive

16 August 2024

🧅 Print Membership // The Onion

14 July 2024

🤖 ChatGPT Now Has PhD-Level Intelligence, and the Poor Personal Choices to Prove It — McSweeney’s Internet Tendency

25 May 2023

🔥 Ron DeSantis Relaunches Presidential Campaign From Inside Burning Tesla —The Onion

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