📉 At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything /// McSweeney’s

We are finally free from the shackles of capitalism. I mean, to be clear: it’s still capitalism. We’re just making sure that basically none of you benefit from it anymore. You. Are. Welcome.

It’s satire, but it’s also the truest thing that I’ve read about the tariffs so far.