🏛️ Senator Schumer Votes to Let the Big Wooden Horse into Troy /// McSweeney’s

My brethren, soldiers may leap out of that statue tonight and kill me, but what’s leaping out at me right now is our total disregard for norms. What you see as an enemy threat, I see as a one-of-a-kind statue of a mare.

I understand where Schumer is coming from, but I have a sinking suspicion the government workers who would be effected by a shut down would rather be out of work for a couple weeks than deal with mass firings from this administration.