10 April 2025 link satire

🌅 Influencer Emily Dickinson’s Morning Routine /// McSweeney’s

4:45 a.m. — Tape mouth shut. This is not for health. It’s a vow of silence to preserve the sanctity of unspoken verse.

I really need to get my morning routine in order…


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