4 April 2025 link politics satire finance

💰 Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon /// The Onion

Urging calm by insisting that big banks, hedge funds, and other major players should take a longer-term view to understand that his tariffs were necessary to increase widespread suffering among the impoverished.

Again, some spot-on satire. The people who have disposable cash are going to eat up stocks and make huge gains when all of this shit is over and done with and sanity eventually (hopefully) prevails.


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