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GameStop Wants To Buy, Uh, eBay? [Update]

If you’re wondering why GameStop would bother, you might find the answer in the fact that CEO Ryan Cohen, who publicly claims he currently receives no compensation for his role, will be paid $35 billion if he can get the company’s value to $100 billion, a moonshot that a deal like this seems specifically tailored towards.

I can’t tell if this guy is that dumb, on something, or hiding something. Also, how does a moron like this end up being the CEO of a publicly traded company???

Jeffrey Epstein’s Possible Suicide Note Hidden From Public View

An inmate said he discovered the note after Mr. Epstein was found injured in his jail cell, weeks before his death. It’s now locked in a courthouse.

I’m just waiting for Dr. Oz to come out as the DoJ’s handwriting expert to say “this letter that says ‘I, Jeffrey Epstein, was the sole trafficker of children and only trafficked them to myself. The wholly honest and trustworthy Donald Trump and our billionaire friends had nothing to do with the child sex trafficking ring and he should be fully exonerated from any wrongdoing.,’ is unequivocally authentic.”

Zach Cregger's Sci-Fi Thriller The Flood Will Land in Theaters in 2028

The Flood was originally in development at Netflix, but in November, The Wrap reported https://www.thewrap.com/zach-cregger-sci-fi-movie-the-flood- netflix- theatrical/ that development there had come to a halt when Netflix would not commit to a theatrical release for the film.

Well... I've been reading articles and posting from the terminal, which has been fun! So I'm still getting the hang of things around here....

But anyway... It's awesome Cregger ditched Netflix to get a theatrical release, but I feel like he might be doing a little too much... Three movies in three years only ever results in diminishing returns, unless you are Coppola.

Spaceballs: The New One

The fact that Mel Brooks is going to turn 100 soon is wild. He looks and sounds great. But I hope they film his stuff first, because Spaceballs was like my Bible as a kid, and I really hope they can deliver on this. Even if not, what the hell—it'll be fun to have something with a 100-year-old Mel Brooks in it.