finance

10 April 2025

📉 Trump ignites ‘insider trading’ accusations after global tariffs U-turn /// The Guardian
📉 How Donald Trump Crushed the Stock Market /// The New Yorker

4 April 2025

🎮 Nintendo delays Switch 2 pre-orders in response to Trump tariffs /// Polygon
🚧 Trump and DOGE Defund Program That Boosted American Manufacturing for Decades /// Wired
💰 Trump Assures Wall Street He’ll Go Back To Just Fucking Over Poor People Soon /// The Onion
🤖 Trump’s new tariff math looks a lot like ChatGPT’s /// The Verge
🎯 Trump Tariffs Hit Antarctic Islands Inhabited by Zero Humans and Many Penguins /// Wired
📉 At Long Last, We Have Been Liberated from Being Able to Afford Anything /// McSweeney’s
🙈 The Truth About Donald Trump’s “Liberation Day” /// New Yorker

27 March 2025

🪙 Is Genocide Good for the Dow? Our Columnists Weigh In. /// Slobstack

26 March 2025

💸 Seniors won’t complain if they miss a Social Security check, Lutnick says /// Axios

25 February 2025

💳 North Korean hackers steal record $1.5 billion in single crypto hack, security firm says /// CNN

21 February 2025

💰 Musk’s X in talks to raise money at $44 billion valuation, Bloomberg News reports /// Reuters
👻 It Sure Looks Like Musk’s Newfound Power Is Scaring Advertisers Back to X /// Gizmodo

18 September 2024

🏦 Fed announces big rate cut in move to protect job market // Politico

11 September 2024

📉 Trump Media shares plunge after Harris debate — CNBC

3 August 2024

💰 Berkshire Hathaway Sits on $280 Billion After Slashing Apple Stake — Business Insider

29 July 2024

💰 2025 Could Be a Great Time to Be President, Economically Speaking — NY Times

19 June 2024

🏔️ A Paramount-Skydance Post-Postmortem — 🎁 Puck

18 June 2024

🐿️ Nvidia overtakes Microsoft as most valuable stock in the world — Yahoo Finance
💸 Apple Pay Later is dead, long live Affirm loans — Engadget

10 January 2024

📉 Regulators Approve New Type of Bitcoin Fund, in Boon for Crypto Industry — NY Times

31 August 2023

👩‍🎤 Yahoo, taken private by Apollo Global, finds a new renaissance — Axios

15 August 2023

🪙 US basic income project shows signs of success — The Guardian

29 May 2023

🪙 Look at what hedge funds really do — and tell me capitalism is about ‘rewarding risk’ — The Guardian

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