Could you imagine how sad it would be if a foreign terrorist destroyed or ended your life instead of domestic one? Not on our watch.
Would be funny if it weren't so true.
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💸 My Fellow Americans, We Are Richer Than Ever Before. Well, You Aren’t, but We Are
My fellow Americans, despite what everyone else says, we are living in the golden age of America. Not your golden age, though. My golden age. As in: I am very old, and everything I own is either solid gold or gold-plated or painted in gold to make it seem like it’s real gold.
Honestly, I’m not actually sure if this is funny given it’s basically a fact-based reporting. Or at the very least, more factual than anything coming out of this administration.
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I personally can’t wait for episode two! 😝
💉 They pump so much stuff into those beautiful little babies
And I will say there are parts of the world that don’t take Tylenol. I mean, there’s a rumor, and I don’t know if it’s so or not, that Cuba, they don’t have Tylenol, because they don’t have the money to put Tylenol. And they have virtually no autism, okay? Tell me about that one. And there are other parts of the world where they don’t have Tylenol, where they don’t have autism. That tells you a lot.
When a satire website can publish a transcript of your speech—word for word—and it fits in with everything else, you know you’re doing something right.
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This entire site is pure delight—beautifully done corporate-esque web design. Of course, we need alignment for our alignment; otherwise, how could we possibly stay aligned with our fellow aligners doing their great alignment?
🐺 How to tell the difference between a lone wolf and a coordinated effort by the radical left
If a Democrat calls Republicans “fascists,” he basically just signed their death warrants.
If a Republican calls Democrats “Marxists,” or “the enemy from within,” or “vermin,” or “human scum,” he’s just trying to fire up the crowd.
It really feels like we are living in some bizzaro upside world where where left is right and right is evil and moronic.
