If Every Congressman Facing Credible Rape Allegations Resigned, We’d Have No One Left to Govern the Country

It’s naïve to imagine the government can continue to function without the tireless dedication of our best and brightest rapists. ... The American voter isn’t stupid. They know what they’re getting into when they cast a vote for a man. ... In other words, we, the American people, were asking for it.

There are way too many perfect lines in this piece. I can't pick just one.