My fellow Americans, despite what everyone else says, we are living in the golden age of America. Not your golden age, though. My golden age. As in: I am very old, and everything I own is either solid gold or gold-plated or painted in gold to make it seem like itâs real gold.
Honestly, Iâm not actually sure if this is funny given itâs basically a fact-based reporting. Or at the very least, more factual than anything coming out of this administration.
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I personally canât wait for episode two! đ
And I will say there are parts of the world that donât take Tylenol. I mean, thereâs a rumor, and I donât know if itâs so or not, that Cuba, they donât have Tylenol, because they donât have the money to put Tylenol. And they have virtually no autism, okay? Tell me about that one. And there are other parts of the world where they donât have Tylenol, where they donât have autism. That tells you a lot.
When a satire website can publish a transcript of your speechâword
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This entire site is pure delightâbeautifully done corporate-esque web design. Of course, we need alignment for our alignment; otherwise, how could we possibly stay aligned with our fellow aligners doing their great alignment?
If a Democrat calls Republicans âfascists,â he basically just signed their death warrants.
If a Republican calls Democrats âMarxists,â or âthe enemy from within,â or âvermin,â or âhuman scum,â heâs just trying to fire up the crowd.
It really feels like we are living in some bizzaro upside world where where left is right and right is evil and moronic.
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