“Well, in the late ‘70s, I was a little too young to get involved and go to South America for the Jonestown Massacre. But this is as close as I'll ever get, so that's why I'm here.” Confused, the reporter says “Wait, the Jonestown Massacre?” Hoyle fires back, “That’s right. There's nothing like seeing a cult right up front.”

Given how much the world sucks these days, seeing someone who grew up in or lives in "the south" come out swinging like this makes me feel just a tiny bit better. This whole interview with my new hero, Tom, is full of incredible quotes.