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Kevin Kortum

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💉 They pump so much stuff into those beautiful little babies

McSweeney’s

And I will say there are parts of the world that don’t take Tylenol. I mean, there’s a rumor, and I don’t know if it’s so or not, that Cuba, they don’t have Tylenol, because they don’t have the money to put Tylenol. And they have virtually no autism, okay? Tell me about that one. And there are other parts of the world where they don’t have Tylenol, where they don’t have autism. That tells you a lot.

When a satire website can publish a transcript of your speech—word for word—and it fits in with everything else, you know you’re doing something right.

🍖 Food insecurity

Letters from an American

This weekend, Dan Frosch, Patrick Thomas, and Andrea Peterson of the Wall Street Journal reported that the U.S. Department of Agriculture is ending its annual report on household food security. Those reports began in the 1990s to help state and local officials distribute food assistance. Last year’s report found that 18 million U.S. households experienced food insecurity during 2023. In a statement, the Department of Agriculture said: “These redundant, costly, politicized and extraneous studies do nothing more than fearmonger.”

Not sure there’s a better sign that this administration doesn’t care at all about people struggling than this. Cut the reporting, cut the assistance, and no one is the wiser—except, you know, the people going hungry. You can’t fix what you don’t measure, and this administration has no interest in doing either.

🧾 Ben Johnson made this harder on himself

Defector

That Johnson eventually chose the Bears sent a clear signal: This is the job he wanted above all others, one that would allow him to prove himself against his old team and division rivals and establish himself as a top head coach in the league.

Anyone willingly choosing to coach the Bears is giving you a clear sign that something is not right between the ears
 I lump myself in that category as someone who was excited for the season and expected things to improve from last year.

Ben Johnson Made This Harder On Himself | Defector
The Detroit Lions blowing out the Chicago Bears and their rookie head coach in Week 2 is not the kind of result would normally be a big story, but Sunday’s matchup was more than just an NFC North clash, and Ben Johnson is more than just a first-time head coach experiencing routine early-season struggles. Johnson’s


🩅 Colbert's The Word

Daddy's home!

Someone seriously needs to scoop him up and let him do this kind of stuff again once he's loose from CBS. Hopefully Paramount doesn't own all of the IP related to The Colbert Report...

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HELP WANTED: More linkbloggers Featured Post

TLDR

I'm putting a feeler out there to see if anyone is interested in joining TIV as a fellow linkblogger and helping me turn this into a collective of like-minded linkblogging individuals.

Background

The way I've viewed the site is basically a way to talk about what's going on in the world via links, as well as sharing cool things I stumble upon.

I've long had this idea that The Independent Variable would eventually become a more collaborative linkblog à la Boing Boing—or maybe having the occasional guest editor/curator à la Kottke.

Now that we're on Ghost, and MagicPages allows unlimited Staff, the capabilities are all there, so there's no reason not to give it the ol' college try.

Details

Ideally, 3 or 4 people would join up.

There’d be no post quota or limits, but the loose guideline would be averaging anywhere between three posts a day to one a week—in practice, it should be guided by the links that you find worthy of sharing and commenting on. Nor is there a length of time you'd be required to stick around if you get busy elsewhere or are no longer interested in it.

The only requirement is that every link should come with commentary. Commentary can riff on the link, give your thoughts on the topic, detail downstream effects, explain why it’s important, or why we should care—basically anything you want to say about the topic.

Starting with a quote from the link is encouraged but not required.

Disclaimer

TIV is pro-Ukraine, believes Israel is committing genocide in Palestine, pro-LGBTQIA+, pro-choice, etc., etc., basically a socialist democrat; I personally donated to Elizabeth Warren's campaign in 2020. While we don't have to have the same opinion on everything, your words will live amongst those opinions. My motto is "be kind, stay sane," so hateful and discriminatory words won't fly.

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If any of this sounds even a little bit intriguing, go ahead and apply, and we can discuss further to see if it's a good fit.