💬 Warren Ellis, Orbital Operations:
Good hotels do not leave rotting produce in your minibar and opt not to collect and clean when you inform them (twice), nor do they ignore the Do Not Disturb sign on your door, unlock the door and walk in on you while you’re standing there drinking your first coffee of the day while stark naked. Obviously, I continue to extend my apologies to the hotel worker who saw that and immediately went blind, but, well, that one was kind of on you.