🔗 Experts Recommend Disinfecting Television After Trump Has Been On

11 April 2020 🏛 🔗


Andy Borowitz:

Dr. Carol Foyler, of U.C.L.A. advised that disinfecting your television is good as far as it goes, but everyone needs to be aware that, if Trump has been on TV, it is possible that Trump has been transmitted to you through the air.”

I would take off your clothes, put them in the wash, and take a shower,” she said. After you get out of the shower, if you have hand sanitizer, slather your naked body with it. This is what I do after Trump has been on.”

Logsdon agreed with Foyler’s recommendations but added, I burn my clothes.”

Burn it all down.

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