➲ Five Ways to Settle the Drake–Kendrick Perkins Beef

May 2, 2018

Rodger Sherman for the Ringer:

Perkins is in these playoffs to wear a suit and intimidate people. He’s a bodyguard, and you really shouldn’t fight bodyguards. We need to stop Drake-vs.-Perk before it ascends to physical violence, because one punch from Perk would cause Drake to disintegrate like Perk had the Infinity Gauntlet. He’d be running through the six with no bones.

I’m not much of a fan of Drake and wish he’d just stay out of the way. What the hell does Drake think he’s actually going to do anyways?!?! Stick to putting out boring rap songs.